Don't get me wrong, I understand what porn is for but what is with the porn industry. It's a complete parody of itself now. Back in the day they didn't know better, but today, they know exactly what is silly about it and embrace it. I'm not a porn watcher exactly, but I am a man and if as a man (and most women) you claim you never watch porn, between you and me, I know your secret.
So while porn today bumbles into the unrealistic scenarios and silly instant sex scenes, cutting out all tension and essentially making it so the sexy is surgically removed from the sex, I pose to you a question. Wouldn't you rather have a compelling believable story in your erotic cinema? Are people really in such a rush to finish? Can't I see breasts that look less rubbery than Joel Schumacher's Batman costume?
As my middle school sex education teacher told the class, "sex is a beautiful thing". Call me crazy but I still believe it is.
Anyway, that is probably the only chance I'll get to talk about porn on here for a bit, as my girlfriend will probably put me on some form of probation after this post. Seriously, I want to know if anyone agrees with me in this. Comment below with your thoughts. Who knows, maybe I can become a successful porn director/writer. Yeah, porn with a story, or better yet, story with porn. I'm gonna be rich.
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